1. Some guy just went on a stabbing rampage! Why don’t we outlaw knives too?! (says the sarcastic gun rights advocate)
“Yes! Yes fuck logic and drawing rational lines and standards. Ban all knives… and cutlery! And scissors! Anything sharp! No more corners on buildings! And no more small parts on ANYTHING because babies can choke. Such a clever and rational argument! Ban fire too!
2. Just let North Korea bluff. They’re harmless.
Well so is pubic lice technically, but would you just let those things fester on your crotch? plus:
They said unicorns were a bluff too. Kim’s power is growing!!!!
3. These new background checks for guns is just one step closer to a dictatorship! NWO!
“Background checks!? More background and mental health checks! Give me one good fucking reason why I need a background check or I’ll ear-fuck you with my phone! WHY!? I am a law-abiding citizen, you fuck! I could just fucking…..ooooh….FUCK!”
4. Guys who drive Porsche’s are completely secure in themselves.
“Was I ever raped in the Boys Scouts? What? I…I…pshhh. Just look at the car. Just.Look.At.The.Car.
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