The Lemming List: Week of 3/18/13

Posted: March 19, 2013 in Humor
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Hit ’em up! Let’s go:

1. The new Pope is old, hates gays, no sex before marriage, is anti-abortion, anti-contraception, faced accusations of assisting the local corrupt government in kidnapping…but HEY!  He’s Latino!  That’s progress!

And don't worry about the old pope, he's settling into his new role nicely.

And don’t worry about the old pope, he’s settling into his new role nicely.

 

2. If spiders are now eating bats, as recently reported by the media, and these spiders live pretty much everywhere…then we are allowed to run screaming into the street shooting guns wildly into the air in pure terror.

Because that is the only rational way to react to such knowledge.

Because that is the only rational way to react to such knowledge.

 

3. St. Patrick’s Day is not all about drinking…it’s about celebrating Irish heritage.

Fuck you, I'm Irish.fuck you...

Fuck you, I’m Irish.
fuck you…

 

4. Seriously, someone HAS to do something about these Carnival Cruise ships!

Just look at how it's leering at that child.  Predators, all of 'em.

Just look at how it’s leering at that child. Predators, all of ’em.

 

5. The Internet is NOT DONE endlessly dissecting Inception for every error that can possibly be found in that movie.  There is just so much more work to be done…

For fuck sake, it's a movie about fucking DREAMS! DREAMS! What do you want from us?!

For fuck sake, it’s a movie about fucking DREAMS! DREAMS! What do you want from us?!

 

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