The following was a helpful hint from WordPress on how to tag my previous post:
“Add a couple more to make your post easier for others to discover. Some suggestions: apple of my eye, lovely child, energy reserves, and mother fucking.”
Thanks, WordPress.
The Rant Machine 
Oh god no Rick…. do NOT tag your post with the words “mother f******” I cringe to think of the types of people that would attract. But I can only imagine it is exactly the type of people who would all to willinging lead you off the beaten path and into a dark dense forest where they will more than likely beat you. Not that that type of thing has ever happened to me, but….
Dave, I’m gonna be late to the Thursday meeting. I’m meeting someone for coffee in the dark dense forest. Don’t ask.