Lemming List Week of 2/25/13

Posted: February 25, 2013 in Humor, Uncategorized
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1. Cruise ships are all death traps.  Fucking Death traps.

Make no mistake: Given the chance, it would kill you and everyone you love

Make no mistake: Given the chance, it would kill you and everyone you love.  And no fresh towels.

2. Justin Beiber is totally original and is in NO WAY ripping off Vanilla Ice.

ice

Word to both our mothers….

beib

Seriously? No one is talking about this?

3. Let’s all pay thousands for a piece of rock that fell from the sky. Onward! To EBAY….

4. The hottest trend in South Africa right now is murdering people.  It’s the thing to do…

Make no mistake: Given the chance, South Africa would murder you and everyone you care about.

Make no mistake: Given the chance, South Africa would murder you and everyone you care about.

5.  It doesn’t matter if Daniel Day Lewis sits in a chair and reads a fucking phone book for two hours…we HAVE to give him an Oscar.

Haha, yes.  It was truly a challenge "becoming" the book. I made nothing by prank phone calls for 2 months.

Haha, yes. It was truly a challenge “becoming” the book. I made nothing but prank phone calls for 2 months.

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